Porn for Moms

From http://playgrounder.com: "If you thought there was no way for a man to get a new mom excited, you haven’t seen Porn for New Moms ($11). There’s nothing obscene here, just fun images of men fulfilling their exhausted partners’ true desires by folding laundry, changing diapers, and cuddling their kids. Humorous captions with phrases that are sadly unlikely to be uttered in real life, such as, 'You look hot in those sweat pants!', accompany each picture."

I'm hot and bothered just thinking about it.

Not being a new mom anymore, I'm thinking this book requires a sequel: Porn for Moms 2: Moms Gone Wild. Open the pages to see the tantalizing images of children getting on the school bus for the day, the Molly Maids car pulling into the driveway, and every imaginable position a pizza delivery boy can contort himself into while carrying dinner to the door. Accompanying each picture are such naughty quotes as "You look hot with that thick, glistening Nordstrom bag in your hand", and "Ooh baby I love the way your nipples look since you've breastfed two children. Would you like some alone time now?"

Who's your Mommy?

That's right.