Sunday, May 9, 2010

A Baby Story: Facebook Edition

Becky Pennington met a really cute boy tonight.
Sept. 18, 1993 at 7:32 pm

Becky Pennington is now friends with Johnny Powell
Sept. 19, 1993 at 9:32 am

Johnny Powell changed his employer to 82nd Airborne
Dec. 14, 1993 at 6:00 am

Johnny Powell likes Wilmington, Isuzu Troopers, and Off Post Passes.
February 28, 1994 at 7:32 pm

Becky Pennington and Johnny Powell are in a relationship.
March 23, 1994 at 11:43 am


Becky Pennington became a fan of Living Happily Ever After.
March 30, 1994 at 3:56 pm

Johnny Powell became a fan of Temporary Relationships.
February 2, 1996 at 4:32 pm

Becky Pennington changed her current city to Dallas, TX.
May 12, 1997 at 5:39 pm

Johnny Powell changed his current city to Raleigh, NC.
May13, 1997 at 5:00 pm

Becky Pennington Four years, people! Seriously, what is wrong with him?
May 14, 1997 at 5:48 pm

Johnny Powell really misses Becky
October 16, 1997 at 9:12 am
     Becky Pennington Miss you too, babe!

Becky Pennington changed her current city to Raleigh, NC
Dec. 31, 1997 at 10:43 pm
     Johnny Powell likes this.

Becky Pennington OMG! HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!
Dec. 25, 1998 at 10:27 am
     Barbara Pennington, Jenny Pennington, and 64 others like this.

Becky Pennington, Johnny Powell, and 250 others are attending Johnny and Becky’s Wedding.

Becky Pennington Powell and Johnny Powell changed their relationship status to Married.
May 20, 2000 at 6:00 pm

Becky Pennington Powell became a fan of EPT Early Pregnancy Tests
May 14, 2002 at 6:48 am

Becky Pennington Powell has some exciting news to share!
May 14, 2002 at 6:53 am

Becky Pennington Powell became a fan of Not Throwing Up.
May 20, 2002 at 7:04 am

Becky Pennington Powell OH MY GOD MY BOOBS ARE HUGE!
May 22, 2002 at 7:17 am

Becky Pennington Powell  became a fan of Nurse Midwives
June 1, 2002 at 1:40 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  NOM NOM NOM!  These raw tomatoes are to DIE for!  ZOMG!
June 1, 2002 at 3:40 pm

Becky Pennington Powell Morning Sickness.  It's not just for mornings anymore.  FML.
June 4, 2002 at 4:22 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  is now friends with Mary David Asheborough, Certified Nurse Midwife
June 6, 2002 at 1:41 pm

Becky Pennington Powell According to the ultrasound, I'm having the lizard baby from V.  FTW!
June 14, 2002 at 12:32 pm

Becky Pennington Powell at Indigo Girls with Jenny PenningtonFACT: the lines for the ladies' rooms at Indigo Girls concerts are REALLY long.  Those Lesbians are really nice, though, and will let pregnant women straight to the front of the line.
July 6, 2002 at 9:46 pm  

Becky Pennington Powell  joined the group The Bradley Method of Natural Childbirth
Sept. 17, 2002 at 2:17 pm
    Mary Catherine Schmilley You are CRAZY!
     Allie Carter MayfairYou’re gonna want an epidural. Trust me lolz!
     Meghan Smith Rider SRSLY?
     Kelly Rogers Why would you want to do that? I say give me the drugs lol!
     Laura Thomas ROFLMAO!
    
Becky Pennington Powell I refuse to wear maternity underwear.  I say this with resolve and aplomb.
Oct, 14, 2002 at 9:18 am

Johnny Powell My wife is the cutest pregnant girl ever.
Oct. 14, 2002 at 10:16 am

Becky Pennington Powell Dear Lord, please let me get through finals and Christmas before this baby comes.  PLZOKTHX.
Nov. 16, 2002 at 4:56 pm

Becky Pennington Powell Wow.  Nursing bras are kinky.  They've got trap door flaps for easy access.  I should have bought some of these a LONG time ago.
Nov. 16, 2002 at 4:56 pm
      Johnny Powell  likes this

Johnny Powell learned what Kegels are tonight.  Also, that women can stop their pee stream  WITHOUT using their hands.
     Dec. 2, 1002 at 9:13 pm
      Jenny Pennington Ahahahahaha!
    
Becky Pennington Powell People do NOT think it's funny when they ask you when you're due and you say "today."  (I'm actually not) In fact they kind of freak out.
Dec. 20, 2002 at 4:52 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  Exactly WHAT is the mucous plug supposed to look like?  (TMI?  Sorry, Dad.)
January 2, 2003 at 6:36 am

Becky Pennington Powell IT’S HAPPENING!
January 7, 2003 at 4:32 am
      Barbara Pennington likes this

Becky Pennington Powell : Johnny Powell You might want to come home. :)
January 7, 2003 at 2:01 pm
     Johnny Powell  Really?
     
Johnny Powell  is going to be a Daddy soon!
January 7, 2003 at 2:03 pm
     Tom Pennington likes this

Becky Pennington Powell  became a fan of Hershey’s Kisses and The Sopranos Season Two on DVD
January 7, 2003 at 4:38 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  Waterfalls, magnificent sunlit gardens, flowers opening. Ohmmmm….
January 7, 2003 at 5:16 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  OK this hurts.
January 7, 2003 at 5:41 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  I am powerful!
January 7, 2003 at 5:46 pm

Becky Pennington Powell Heeeeggg.
January 7, 2003 at 5:59 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  became a fan of Not Throwing Up Hershey’s Kisses
January 7, 2003 at 6:21 pm


Becky Pennington Powell  Errgh. Gar.
January 7, 2003 at 6:49 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  Isn’t time to go the hospital yet? This is starting to get REALLY uncomfortable.
January 7, 2003 at 7:01 pm
     Johnny Powell You’re not going to be any more comfortable at the hospital, honey.
     Becky Pennington Powell  I dislike you intensely.

Becky Pennington Powell  OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
January 7, 2003 at 7:11 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  is in the bathtub. Wow, this warm water feels SOOOOOOOO good! I could just stay in here my whole labor. I could totally give birth RIGHT HERE.
January 7, 2003 at 8:22 pm

Becky Pennington Powell is at Rex Hospital
January 7, 2003 at 8:56 pm

Johnny Powell Contractions are three minutes apart. She’s totally having this baby before midnight. Wish us luck!
January 7, 2003 at 9:06 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  Contractions three minutes apart! I’ve got to be at least six centimeters by now. Hang on…WOW that was a rough one. I almost had to sit down for a second there.
January 7, 2003 at 9:06 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  Can you BELIEVE they expect me to fill out hospital forms WHILE I’M IN LABOR? I’m writing out my insurance information and BAM! Another contraction!
January 7, 2003 at 9:23 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  They are going to be SO SORRY if I pop this baby out right here in triage. LOL.
January 7, 2003 at 9:34 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  ONE CENTIMETER. SERIOUSLY? 16 HOURS OF LABOR AND ONLY ONE EFFING CENTIMETER? PRETTY SURE I WAS AT ONE CENTIMETER BEFORE I EVER EVEN GOT PREGNANT!
January 7, 2003 at 9:54 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  OWW OWW OWWW FUUUUUUUUCK!
January 7, 2003 at 10:04 pm
Johnny Powell became a fan of Doulas and Labor Nurses.
January 7, 2003 at 10:07 pm

Becky Pennington Powell became a fan of Pacing, Rocking, Squatting, and four other profiles.
January 7, 2003 at 10:11 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  GARRRRR OM OM OM OH OH!
January 7, 2003 at 10:48 pm

Johnny Powell I don’t know the woman in this room. Can I have my wife back please?
January 7, 2003 at 10:51 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  became a fan of Vomit Trays.
January 7, 2003 at 11:07 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  THE BIRTHING BALL! SOMEONE GET ME THE EFFING BIRTHING BALL!
January 7, 2003 at 11:29 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  became a fan of walking during labor.
Jan. 7, 2003 at 11:46 pm

Becky Pennington Powell  They should really do something about the wallpaper in these hallwa.....OW OWW HRMMMMMMM...
Jan. 8, 2003 at 12:01 am

Becky Pennington Powell  WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TURN OFF THAT GODAWFUL MUSIC?
Jan. 8, 2003 at 12:49 am
    Johnny Powell It’s the CD we made for your labor, honey? Remember?
     Becky Pennington Powell  I will kill you.

Becky Pennington Powell  OWW OWW OWWW FUUUUUUUUCK!
Jan. 8, 2003 at 12:51am

Becky Pennington Powell  OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
Jan. 8, 2003 at 1:38 am

Johnny Powell What’s the best way to dispose of those calming lavender-scented pillow thingies? (I’m askin’ for a friend.)
Jan. 8, 2003 at 1:39 am


Becky Pennington Powell  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Jan. 8, 2003 at 2:34 am

Johnny Powell  became a fan of Epidurals.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 2:37 am
     Becky Pennington Powell  I CAN DO THIS I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS JUST RUB MY BACK I NEED TO GET IN THE  SHOWER AGAIN OH MY GOD IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS MUCH BLOOD SOMEBODY GET ME A ROCKING CHAIR I NEED A ROCKING CHAIR NOW!
Becky Pennington Powell  became a fan of Absolute Silence from Everyone in the Room During Contractions.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 4:29 am

Johnny Powell Somebody bring me some food? Please? Becks won’t let me leave the room and we’ve been here 9 hours. THX.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 6:19 am
     Ryan Anderson On my way with some Bojangles, dude.

Becky Pennington Powell  WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? GET THAT OUT OF HERE! WHERE IS MY VOMIT PAN?
Jan. 8, 2003 at 7:14 am
     Johnny Powell *sorry* 

Jenny Pennington is at Rex Hospital
Jan. 8, 2003 at 7:29 am

Becky Pennington Powell IS ONLY AT FOUR CENTIMETERS! WTF?
Jan. 8, 2003 at 8:37 am

Becky Pennington Powell joined the group Laboring Mothers Who Have to Have Pitocin and Having Your Water Broken to Speed Up Labor
Jan. 8, 2003 at 9:14 am
    Becky Pennington Powell dislikes this. :(

Barbara Pennington is at Rex Hospital
Jan. 8, 2003 at 9:27 am

Becky Pennington Powell THAT IS NOT PITOCIN THAT IS RAT POISON.  I AM DYING.  SOMEONE CALL PETA.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 10:01 am

Becky Pennington Powell : Johnny Powell I want to go home! Can we just stop this? Seriously let’s just go home. I can’t handle this anymore.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 10:37 am

Becky Pennington Powell became a fan of Holding On To Johnny’s Arm For Dear Life and Trying To Climb Up Johnny To Get Away From The Pain
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:32 am

Becky Pennington Powell HEE HEE WHOO! HEE HEE WHOO! HEE HEE WHOO!
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:37 am

Becky Pennington Powell joined the group Transition.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:38 am

Becky Pennington Powell became a fan of The Fetal Position.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:40 am

Becky Pennington Powell UNNNJGH UIOOOOO GARRRRR!!!!!!!
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:41am

Becky Pennington Powell I NEED TO PUSH I HAVE TO PUSH
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:46 am
     Mary Davis Asheborough oh no you don’t.
     Becky Pennington Powell SRSLY?


Becky Pennington Powell glabble abble jarg boo dammkafarratiknon rep ping harpeleglegleglegl!!
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:48 am

Becky Pennington Powell became a fan of Not Dying In Childbirth.
Jan. 8, 2003 at 11:56 am

Mary David Asheborough It’s time. It’s now. Big pushes.
Jan. 8, 2003 12:10 pm

Johnny Powell PUUUUUSH! PUSH! BABY PUSH!
Jan. 8, 2003 12:18 pm

Bridger Banks Powell joined Facebook.
Jan. 8, 2003 12:32 pm

2 comments:

  1. I don't think that was supposed to make me cry...it totally did, though.

    AM

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  2. I laughed through my tears!

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