Her Husband, The Wicked Turkey
Bridger, a.k.a The Boy, a.k.a. B-Man. Part-time ninja, full-time ladies' man, future astronaut.
Waverly, a.k.a. Hollywood, a.k.a. The Biscuit. Part mermaid, part siren. Has much muchness.
The Retriever, a.k.a. The Destroyer. Soon-to-be ex-Retriever.
The Mombulance, a Ford Windstar. Fear its sexiness.