The Cast


Yours Truly, the Reigning Queen of Mommytown


Her Husband, The Wicked Turkey


Bridger, a.k.a The Boy, a.k.a. B-Man. Part-time ninja, full-time ladies' man, future astronaut.

Waverly, a.k.a. Hollywood, a.k.a. The Biscuit.  Part mermaid, part siren. Has much muchness.

The Retriever, a.k.a. The Destroyer.  Soon-to-be ex-Retriever.

The Mombulance, a Ford Windstar. Fear its sexiness.